doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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