Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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