No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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