To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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