It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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