everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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