Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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