So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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