i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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