ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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