Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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