You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Will exercising make me less horny?
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