i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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