is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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