Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
How does one acquire holy water?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
