the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
