If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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