I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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