I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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