if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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