Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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