i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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