You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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