You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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