You work out of a Hotel?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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