some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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