i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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