I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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