no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
