I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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