there's paper in my vomit.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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