is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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