my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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