I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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