so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Go christen that room with your naked body.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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