Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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