we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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