let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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