kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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