i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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