I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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