whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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