well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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