I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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