They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Randomize
