i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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