If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Boobs are out for the taking
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
