What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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