You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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