You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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