Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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