Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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