He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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